Never trust a nice butt and a smile.

Back in June we warned everyone not to mess with Bulgarian bombshell Nikoleta Lozanova, and her mob boss boyfriend, Georgi ‘The Head’ Stoilov. ‘The Head’ was thought to be behind the destruction of Liverpool reserve team keeper Nikolay Mihailov’s Ferrari after Mihailov made some less than flattering comments about the former Bulgarian ‘Playmate of the Year.’ According to the always reliable The Sun, economical Manchester United star Dimitar Berbatov didn’t take our advice. It seems he’s been sending Lozanova some steamy text messages and ‘The Head’ isn’t happy about it. This hasn’t been the best of weeks for Berba—first teammate Rio Ferdinand makes fun of his fashion sense and now he has to worry about dodging gangsters during the international break.

She's good, fellas.

It’s been a bad year for footballers and their Ferraris. But it wasn’t careless driving that led to this sport car’s demise—it was its driver’s motor mouth. Nikoleta Lozanova, Bulgaria’s ‘Playmate of the Year’ in 2006 is currently seeing Bulgarian mob boss Georgi ‘The Head’ Stoilov and is the former girlfriend of Liverpool reserve team keeper Nikolay Mihailov. It seems that Nikolay offended ‘The Head’ by joking to local Bulgarian media that his new girlfriend was a Ferrari and Lozanova was a broke down hoopty. Three days later, his Ferrari suffered an acid attack and the keeper went into hiding. Mihailov, currently on loan at FC Twente, must have picked up a few things from ‘Facts’ Benitez during his time at Liverpool—how to put your foot in your mouth.