Lincoln Cássio de Souza Soares, aka Lincoln, is a Brazilian player of little renown, but you wouldn’t know it from his website. According to the Galatasaray player, he’s statistically better than Cristiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi. If only I could be as arrogant as someone who has two U-23 caps to his name. Actually I could, but you would just call me a jerk.











