Isn't Mario Gomez a handsome devil?

Nives Celsius, Germany’s favorite WAG, has compiled a list of the Bundesliga’s ten hottest players. While I’m not the best judge of what makes a man attractive, some of these players shouldn’t be anywhere near a ‘hot list.’ I’m sorry, but Mladen Petric is not the ‘new David Beckham.’ And there’s no way that Gojko Kacar reminds anyone of Cristiano Ronaldo. If she thinks these guys are hot, I might actually have a chance with her.