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You, Your Partner…And Becks?



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Does this make you horny?

Does this make you horny?

The Thyssen-Bornemisza museum in Madrid has decided to produce a line of condoms with images culled from their Tears of Eros collection. Among the pictures that will be featured is this sleeping Goldenballs. Not that I suffer from a lack of self-confidence, but I don’t know if I’d want my female friends thinking of the world’s most famous underwear model right before we get it on.

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Fun Facts About Fabio (And Other Newsy Stuff)



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I’ve been known to read a Cosmo or two in my day, and I thought other men did likewise, but who knew so many men read ladies’ magazines? The reason I bring this up is that Fabio Capello’s interview in the latest Italian Marie Claire is the biggest news story going. And why exactly is a man who coaches football getting interviewed in a women’s fashion magazine? Maybe he was talking about his swimwear.

In this apparently wide-ranging interview, Capello tells us he would have been an airplane pilot had he not been in football, his wife has a crush on David Beckham and Real Madrid overpaid for Cristiano Ronaldo. I’m sure Italian women were dying to know all of these fascinating things.

Speaking of the ‘overpriced’ Portugueser, Ronaldo says his blistering start for Madrid is due to keeping a low profile. I guess that’s true, I haven’t heard an ex-prostitute talk about his sexual prowess for days now.

It would be best for South African criminals to keep a low profile during the World Cup. New police commissioner, Bheki Cele, wants to enact a shoot-first-ask-questions-later policy during the tournament. Unfinished stadiums, kidnappers and trigger happy cops, yup, it looks like that’s gonna be one hell of a World Cup to attend.

It looks like UEFA president Michel Platini is serious about forcing clubs to balance their books. The French legend has brought in former Prime Minister of Belgium, Jean-Luc Dehaene, to be the chairman of the new Club Financial Control Panel. This can’t be particularly good news for English clubs, who have the fifth-highest losses amongst clubs in England.

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Bad Boy Becks Is At It Again



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This hasn’t been the best of seasons for David Beckham. He began the campaign by fighting with his own LA Galaxy supporters, and now he’s gone after FC Dallas player Daniel Hernandez. In just two season in the MLS, Becks has turned from classy English gentleman to hard man. Methinks an apperance on Monday Night Raw is next for Mr. Posh Spice.

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David Beckham Loves Him Some Underwear



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Becks claims to be a 'shy' person.

Becks claims to be a 'shy' person.

Yesterday Ellen DeGeneres kicked off her seventh season by hosting everyone’s favorite underwear model and wanderlust ridden footballer David Beckham. While they didn’t discuss much football, they did talk a lot about skivvies. Click here to see the entire interview.

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To The Professionals



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I have to say that this season football journalists are up and ready to go. First we had the Eduardo dive saga that dominated the headlines for the better part of two weeks and now we have ‘Kiddygate.’ It seems every club who’s lost a teenager to a larger club is lodging a complaint and the papers can’t get enough. I have to say I’m impressed by the willingness of some news outlets to over report on certain topics. I’m especially impressed by some hardworking papers who will report on things that haven’t yet happened. So this article is dedicated to the professionals.

Two professionals who may not be appearing at next summer’s World Cup are current and soon-to-be named FIFA Players of the Year Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi. While this may take the luster out of the tournament for some, it won’t bother John Terry at all. The Chelsea and English captain would actually prefer it. I guess JT doesn’t believe in wanting to test yourself against the best. There’s that fighting English spirit.

One man who doesn’t mind facing the best—since he is the best—is Bjorn Helge Riise. Fulham’s latest signing and John Arne’s younger brother doesn’t lack for confidence. In an interview with Norwegian magazine Avisenes Nyhetsbyra (my personal favorite) he declared that his teammates haven’t ‘done well’ and he’s ‘better than Damien Duff.’ That should endear him to his new teammates. But wait a minute…Bjorn has come out and claimed he was misquoted. Ah, saved by the misquote. Now that’s a journalist who wasn’t working hard enough.

David Beckham—who knows a thing or two about hard-working journalists—has come to the defense of diving poster child Eduardo. He claims enough is enough and to ‘lay off’ the boy. Becks is so behind the times; doesn’t he know we’ve moved on to ‘Kiddygate?’

We now know why Bacary Sagna has those stupid bleached braids of his. He scored them by losing winning a bet with his father. It seems Papa Sagna was smart enough to be against the braids in the first place, but made a bet the boy could win. Of course this all happened about eight years ago when he was a teenager. You think he would be out of the rebellious stage by now.

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Home (Not So) Sweet Home Depot Center



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Unfortunately for 'Fecks' there's no place like home.

Unfortunately for 'Fecks' there's no place like home.

David Beckham is probably happy that the LA Galaxy won’t play at home again until the middle of next month. The Home Depot Center fans welcomed the English underwear model ‘home’ with a chorus of boos and some less-than-friendly signs. Mr. Spice said post-match that the incessant booing didn’t bother him, but his reaction to the crowd after a patented Beckham corner that resulted in the Galaxy’s second goal suggests otherwise. At least he had some of his A-List friends in the crowd to support him. I might be going out on a limb, but I think Beckham and MLS will be more than happy when this season ends and they can go their separate ways.

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More Useless Beckham Crap



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It’s a slow summer Friday, so we’re spicing it up by watching backstage footage of Posh and Becks during their latest Emporio Armani underwear shoot. And if that isn’t enough Beckham family news, the mystery behind son Cruz’ name has been solved. I really can’t wait for the start of the season.

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Becks Is On The Ropes



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He's pant it again.

He's pant it again.

Just when you thought you haven’t seen him in his underwear for a while, David Beckham unveils a new extra-large poster of himself. Even Becks himself admits that seeing himself half-naked and oiled up is ‘a little embarrassing.’ If you’re embarrassed, imagine how we must feel Mr. Goldenballs.

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Kaka’s A Galactico



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Kaka makes the move to Spain.

Kaka makes the move to Spain.

The soap opera didn’t last long as Kaka signed with Real Madrid last night. Madrid paid AC Milan £59m for the Brazilian playmaker, surpassing the record transfer fee of £46.7m that Madrid paid to Juventus in 2001 for Zinedine Zidane. Kaka will also wear the #5 shirt that Zidane wore for Los Blancos. Kaka reluctantly left Milan for financial reasons (and after speaking with David Beckham) and most certainly won’t be the last big name player to be moved for such reasons. While Milan is left to ponder who can replace the 2007 FIFA World Player of the Year, Madrid has set their sights on long sought after prize Cristiano Ronaldo.

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What Becks And Wills Were Really Thinking



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England recently kicked off their bid to host the 2018 World Cup in grand fashion–by enlisting Prince William and David Beckham to help promote the cause. English magazine talkSPORT gives us a glimpse inside the heads of Britain’s best.

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