Here’s something you don’t see everyday. Italian Serie B side Ascoli let opponents Reggina score after deciding their own opening goal had been unsporting. Reggina’s Carlos Valdez had been trying to kick the ball out of play after realising he was injured, but Vincenzo Sommese, unaware of the injury, intercepted the ball and moments later Mirko Antenucci scored for Ascoli. Their attempt at fair play didn’t go unpunished. Ascoli went on to lose 3-1.

For some reason, she loves Brand and West Ham.

In case you didn’t know, Katy Perry has stopped kissing girls in favor of English (ahem) ‘funnyman’ and West Ham supporter Russell Brand. And while we all expected her to catch something from him, we didn’t expect it to be Irons fever. As if showing up at  the MTV EMAs in a West Ham corset wasn’t enough, she recently posted this rousing rendition of ‘I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles’ on the web. Enjoy.

I don’t think I’ve ever watched a minute of  women’s college soccer, but if this is what goes on during the course of a match, I’m all in. In the Mountain West Conference semi-finals (high stakes stuff indeed) University of New Mexico Lobo defender Elizabeth Lambert went a little Teen Wolf (not in a good way) on the pitch. After watching her numerous transgressions, it made me wonder what took the referee so long to send her off. Of course, Lambert has since issued an apology.

Cristiano Ronaldo sings for his supper (and a few million euro, I’m sure) in a commercial for Portuguese bank Banco Espírito Santo. We always knew his musical tastes were a bit dodgy, and the ad proves that his vocal skills aren’t that great either. Enjoy and cover your pets ears.

After being sent off  against Newquay in an English South West Peninsula League Division 1 West match, St. Austell captain Lee Whetter decided to take the long route to the locker room. Rather than take his sending off like a man, he decided to go into the stands and rain blows down upon Newquay fan Mark Charles, who had been taking the piss out of him during the match. For channeling his inner Eric Cantona, Whetter has been permanently kicked off the team.

Does this make you horny?

The Thyssen-Bornemisza museum in Madrid has decided to produce a line of condoms with images culled from their Tears of Eros collection. Among the pictures that will be featured is this sleeping Goldenballs. Not that I suffer from a lack of self-confidence, but I don’t know if I’d want my female friends thinking of the world’s most famous underwear model right before we get it on.