She's good, fellas.

It’s been a bad year for footballers and their Ferraris. But it wasn’t careless driving that led to this sport car’s demise—it was its driver’s motor mouth. Nikoleta Lozanova, Bulgaria’s ‘Playmate of the Year’ in 2006 is currently seeing Bulgarian mob boss Georgi ‘The Head’ Stoilov and is the former girlfriend of Liverpool reserve team keeper Nikolay Mihailov. It seems that Nikolay offended ‘The Head’ by joking to local Bulgarian media that his new girlfriend was a Ferrari and Lozanova was a broke down hoopty. Three days later, his Ferrari suffered an acid attack and the keeper went into hiding. Mihailov, currently on loan at FC Twente, must have picked up a few things from ‘Facts’ Benitez during his time at Liverpool—how to put your foot in your mouth.

Ain't no mountain too big for Eva.

We’re stretching it by calling Eva Angelica a WAG, considering her husband, Danny Mountain, hasn’t played professional football since he was 16. But since they’re both porn stars (and we love porn stars) and he still plays football as captain of Vinny Jones’ Hollywood FC, she makes WAG of the Moment.  Before he injured his knee, Danny was at the Southampton academy where he played against the likes of Joe Cole and Gareth Barry. She’s appeared in more than 160 films with such titles as Da Vinci Load and Face Invaders and (of course) has her own website (warning: site contains adult content…she’s a porn star, duh). Looks like that knee injury is the best thing that could’ve happened to old Danny boy.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

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Jessica's always ready.

Jessica Geneux is an Argentine glamour model who’s currently dating three penalty missing pariah Martín Palermo. She’s most well known for this wonderful quote, ‘I like to play erotic games with Martín, and that’s my right. People should understand there’s no love-making timetable for a woman like me. I can do it in the morning, afternoon or evening, or all at once, non-stop during the same day. I’m like a dirty volcano.’  I’d let her lava flow all over me.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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Send me an angel.

This Brazilian bombshell started off as a Victoria’s Secret model, but decided to hand in her wings to become the face of Armani Exchange last summer. It was also during this time she became linked romantically with FC Lokomotiv Moscow midfielder Diniyar Bilyaletdinov. Like so many of her ilk, she’s also tried her hand at ‘acting,’ appearing on such TV shows as Two and a Half Men and Entourage. But Izabel also has a heart of gold; yesterday she was named the International Ambassador for the Diabetes Research Institute Foundation. If she seems too good to be true, that’s because she is. Well, at least too good for mere mortals like you and me.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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Gina measures up.

Gina Pistol is most famous for appearing in Romanian Playboy six times. But now she’s added WAG to her portfolio since becoming Stuttgart forward Ciprian Marica’s girlfriend this winter. Marica may have only put it in the back of the net five times in 46 league games, but he’s definitely scored here.

(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)

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Yes, Yes, Yes...Yespica

I don’t want to say that Aida Yespica has gotten around, but she is a woman on the move. After finishing runner-up in the Miss Venezuela contest in 2002, she decided to take her ample assets to Milan. Since arriving, she’s appeared in magazines such as Maxim and Playboy, but it’s Italy’s version of Celebrity Survivor that really made her famous. She’s also known as the woman that got Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in hot water with his wife. It seems his wife got upset when he told Aida that he would’ve married her if he were single. She’s previously been linked with serial modelizers Filippo Inzaghi and Bruce Willis; but is currently dating Genoa midfielder Matteo Ferrari. Fortunately, unlike other WAGs she isn’t launching a singing career, but she does like to take her clothes off.

(7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)

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Federica Fontana is very f-f-fine.

Federica Fontana is just your average tall, blond, beautiful Italian model, actress, sports highlight show hosting girl next door. But before that she was just an ordinary beauty pageant contestant. At the age of 18, she placed third in Italy’s “Bellissima” (Most Beautiful) contest. If she came in third, I can only imagine what the top two finishers must have looked like. I also wonder what lucky bastard got to judge that contest. I’m sure one of the judges was a footballer. Oh, and if she isn’t hot enough, she once reportedly said, “My car must be fast and comfortable.”

(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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She also sings ... what a surprise.

Anine Bing is a model, a singer, and a blogger who divides her time between Los Angeles and Stockholm. You know, the two cities where incredibly hot, out-of-your-league girls live. She’s appeared in the May 2006 Playboy and featured in a billboard ad campaign that was deemed too racy for Birmingham, England. The city council said it was because she was causing too many traffic accidents. She’s currently dating Swedish footballer Anders Svensson. Before him, she dated Jim Carrey and hockey goon Peter Forsberg. I guess she must have a thing for rich successful dudes. At least I can listen to her music and pretend I’m dancing in a nightclub with her.

(6 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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Or at least make you get sent off. According to a recent story in Bild, her husband, Rafael, purposely got red carded so that he could make her 30th birthday party on time. And I don’t blame him. If she ever invited me anywhere, I would carjack a nun to get there.

(7 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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