Watch out world.

Lincoln Cássio de Souza Soares, aka Lincoln, is a Brazilian player of little renown, but you wouldn’t know it from his website. According to the Galatasaray player, he’s statistically better than Cristiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi. If only I could be as arrogant as someone who has two U-23 caps to his name. Actually I could, but you would just call me a jerk.

Relax and spend some time with Luca.

Luca Toni’s website is as slick as his hair. Hypnotic house music greats you as you enter, while a video montage of Toni’s greatest achievements plays in the background. Sure there’s plenty of photos and sponsor information, but Luca is much deeper than that. He also is a frequent blogger that’s unafraid to share his innermost thoughts. A sample Luca entry can read something like this, “Making love and scoring goals create strong emotions. I think they are among the most beautiful things that God has given us.” The only thing missing from this site is the scent of aftershave and hair gel.

Djibril's a funky man.

Visiting Djibril Cisse’s website is like entering an upscale Eurotrash lounge. House music plays in the background as you check out photos of a shirtless Djibril, Djibril sitting in his Bentley, or Djibril DJing at a club. Obviously a man who spends that much time on his hair would have a website as devoted to himself as his is. There’s even an original Cisse song for you to enjoy. The site is written in French, but that shouldn’t get in the way of your enjoyment of the site. The language of Djibril is universal.