Jason Parker is the editor-in-chief of the site. Any and all problems should be directed toward him. He enjoys more fried food than he should.

Steve Martin is a techno DJ from Detroit who lacks follow through. Like many from his hometown he asks for a bailout.

The Angry Drunk isn’t as miserable as he sounds. He likes whiskey, gambling and strip clubs. He also enjoys a fine Syrah and steak frites.