You’re My Obsession


It’s do or die time for the four teams left in the Champions League. I think these two remaining semi-final matches should be classics. And while some players are obsessed with on the field glory, some are obsessed with becoming the biggest a**hole they can be.

If you guessed that the person hell bent on kicking himself out of football is Joey Barton, step right up and collect your can of baked beans. After getting kicked out of last weekend’s clash with Liverpool for a horrendous tackle on Xabi Alonso, he followed that up with a dressing room bust-up with Newcastle manager Alan Shearer. Stay classy Joey.

Alex Ferguson may have won the Champions League twice during his time at Manchester United, but it doesn’t mean he’s satisfied. And it’s been revealed that the club isn’t satisfied with having the largest stadium in the BPL. It’s been reported that United plan on expanding their ground and make it bigger than Wembley. Let’s just hope they don’t emulate Wembley and ruin the pitch while they’re at it.

While Fergie may be obsessed with winning trophies, his counterpart at Arsenal doesn’t feel the same need. Content with his fourth place finishes and teenage fan club of a squad, Arsene Wenger says he doesn’t need to win to justify his time in charge of the club. And not only are the Arsenal supporters ok with this, it seems wannabe Real Madrid president Florentino Perez is also a fan of Wenger.

Arsenal and Manchester United have battled many times over the years, but Sir Alex claims this is the biggest clash yet. Luckily he knows ‘everything’ about Arsenal. I wonder if he knows that football owes Arsenal a Champions League title.

Cristiano Ronaldo might not know everything about Arsenal but he knows to expect a cascade of boos at the Emirates this evening. Luckily he has the smooth sounds of Phil Collins and George Michael to help him deal with it. Why is it so unsettling to me to think of Ronaldo at home alone listening to George Michael?

Arsenal and Manchester United might be dominating today’s headlines, but this quote by Barcelona quote Luis Enrique has me ready to tomorrow’s match. He says that Chelsea will be overwhelmed by Barcelona’s ‘footballing orgasm.’ No word if he was listening to George Michael when he said it.

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