What The Spit?

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I might have been drunk yesterday, but I was a happy drunk. But it seems I was in the minority, as all around me I just saw angry people. And that wasn’t just in the bar; it was on the TV and in the newspaper. It seems to me people are mad as hell, and they’re not going to take it anymore.

Hull City manager Phil Brown is mad as hell at Cesc Fabregas. The injured midfielder wasn’t too hurt to celebrate on the pitch with his teammates after Arsenal’s controversial victory over the Tigers in the FA Cup. It seems Cesc got into a confrontation with City assistant manager Brian Horton and allegedly spat at him. Cesc said he didn’t and has never spat at anyone. Seems that’s not entirely true. But for now Spitgate continues.

He might not have let a loogie fly, but Newcastle midfielder Nicky Butt is spitting mad at his club. Claiming they lack direction, Butt wants to blow the entire operation up and start over. I guess the Buttman is sick and tired of playing for an ass club. (Sorry couldn’t resist that one.)

Greek international Theofanis Gekas is a little more than upset at Portsmouth. Bought by Tony Adams in the January transfer window, he hasn’t played at all under new manager Paul Hart. And as seen recently, you don’t want a Greek mad at you. At little phlegm wouldn’t be the worst thing thrown at you.

Mad in a different way is Blackburn Manager Sam Allardyce. Big Sam is supporting Morten Gamst Pedersen’s terrible dive by blaming the referees. He claims players have to dive because they don’t protect them. That might have a shred of truth, but if a player has to be protected from a defender five yards away from him, maybe football isn’t the game for him. There’s a lot of ice in Norway, maybe Pederson should take up ice dancing. Or are the blades are too sharp for him?

Alex Ferguson is mad at Sky TV, and I’m sure he’s still angry over Saturday’s ass-kicking, but this news will surely put him over the top. It seems that Real Madrid has already started their now traditional pursuit of Cristiano Ronaldo a bit early. Or course, they’ve also started wooing David Beckham. This is just more proof that Madrid lives in a special universe; they want to buy two highly expensive right wingers when they have far greater needs. That’s like driving a Benz and living in the projects.

And sorry Sir Alex for more news you won’t like. It seems a ‘scout’ who claimed to work for Arsenal tried to sign Brazilian wonder twins Rafael and Fabio da Silva when they were fifteen. And we know how Fergie hates it when other teams try to ‘tap up’ his players.

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